Source of Earthquake Revealed to be Falling GPA of Students Nationwide

The Seismic Research Centre of UWI, St. Augustine has confirmed that the source of this afternoon’s earthquake was the result of a massive drop in the collective GPA’s of our nation’s tertiary students.

While the Ministry of Education has blamed the falling GPAs on a lack of discipline in our country’s youth, UWI student Curtis Collins shared a differing opinion:

“Ever since they raise the alcohol tax, it get a little harder for students to buy rum. Is exam time, everybody want to relax and take they mind off the stress a little. What you think will happen now that we can’t afford a lil Puncheon?”



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