The Seismic Research Centre of UWI, St. Augustine has confirmed that the source of this afternoon’s earthquake was the result of a massive drop in the collective GPA’s of our nation’s tertiary students.
While the Ministry of Education has blamed the falling GPAs on a lack of discipline in our country’s youth, UWI student Curtis Collins shared a differing opinion:
“Ever since they raise the alcohol tax, it get a little harder for students to buy rum. Is exam time, everybody want to relax and take they mind off the stress a little. What you think will happen now that we can’t afford a lil Puncheon?”